Humor
A political parody based off of Austin Powers II.
Music
sscream01.wav - "Starscream." Lyrics by Robert Berry. Sung done by a drunk fan.
Sounds
ignorant.wav - "What is ya, ignorant?" From the movie Trading Places.jvturklong.wav - "It ain't cool being no jive turkey.. so close to Thanksgiving." From the movie Trading Places.
jvturkshort.wav - "It ain't cool being no jive turkey." From the movie Trading Places.
thbeware.wav - "Beware the sacrilage!" From the movie Mazes and Monsters.
yeah.wav - "Yeah!" From the movie Trading Places.
Starcraft Maps
twtorv01.zip - "Unrigged" Torgin version of the Turret Wars map. Version 1.0.
Wallpaper
Captain Morgan wants YOU to make Suzanne YOUR wallpaper. We have her in SMALL, MEDIUM, and LARGE.